(If they do, there is hope.)
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when
they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and
unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an
American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine
what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed
Insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the
ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein
was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved,
and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know
how to drive."
"So, I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a
frigid, mean-spirited woman! He retaliated by yelling,
Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking
hands, when a truck hit us."