Hello, darling. How are you? -- Not so bad myself. I missed you last Friday. -- I know. Wasn't it awesome? -- Hey listen, sweetheart. I have a question for you. What is the size of your . . . . -- No, no, no, no, no! All I want to know is your shoe size. They need someone with enourmous feet. And not to sound too insulting, you might fit the bill. -- Right. Perfect. Excellent. So I will sub you then, shall I? Rehearsals the last week of June; Performances the whole month of July. Does that suit you? -- Marvellous, darling. Lovely to talk to you. Bye! Bye.