Saturday, June 25, 2011

The Agency




Hello, darling. How are you?
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Not so bad myself. I missed you last Friday.
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I know. Wasn't it awesome?
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Hey listen, sweetheart. I have a question for you. What is the size of your . . . .
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No, no, no, no, no! All I want to know is your shoe size. They need someone with enourmous feet. And not to sound too insulting, you might fit the bill.
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Right. Perfect. Excellent. So I will sub you then, shall I? Rehearsals the last week of June; Performances the whole month of July. Does that suit you?
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Marvellous, darling. Lovely to talk to you. Bye! Bye.

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